Ahhhh, yes. This is the good life. Sitting on Dad's lap.
Ohohohohoh, my foot is itchy. narnarnar.
What's on TV? Ah, nothing. Dad's always watching that History channel. I want Animal Planet.
Hey! What's this with the camera!
Did I say you could take my picture? Away with you!
You bore me. I'm going to sleep now.
Yes slave. Adore me.
You still there with that damn camera?
All right minion. I'll allow it. But just remember who is the head of the household.