There was an awful lot of activity going on. Hmmm, presents. What's in that one Dad?
A bottle of Scotch. Well a lot of good that does me.
What else have we got? Come on. Look at me wearing my Christmas handkerchief. Don't I look cute enough to deserve something? I've been a good boy.
What's that Mom's got? Tickets to a show and a CD?! I can't eat that. Mom's happy about the CD though. She lost hers a long time ago, so Santa brought her a new one.