I got the job! I applied, went on a brutal interview and was successful. I now work for The Liquor Control Board of Ontario. I am so stoked you have no idea! Unfortunately, I'll have to give up my job at the wine store. Conflict of interest. This position is part-time to start, so I have to keep my icky job, but the potential is there for full-time and I want it so I'm going to work my ass off. I am now an employee of the provincial government. The FUN part of the provincial government. Sweet.